Winnie-the-who?
Winnie Mandela, former wife of Nelson Mandela, can't
go to Canada to see the opening of an opera about her life. The Canadian
government won't issue her a visa.
But maybe that's for the best...
Ontario Place has been taken over by geese, swans and seagulls, all coordinating
to attack any unsuspecting
humans. (kinda reminds me of that WKRP episode where they drop a bunch
of turkeys from a helicopter, and the ones that survive rally together
and attack
Les Nesman.)
"Get a life!"
Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York City, is my new hero. He wants every
one to just
calm down. That latest "terrorist plot" aimed at JFK airport
was a silly, childish and unworkable plan (the laws of physics don't allow
the type of explosion the "terrorists" wanted, if it were possible
then your gas stove would explode every time you turned it on), so his
advice to NYC residents is "get a life and stop worrying".
Why music is getting louder
You aren't going crazy, music really is louder today than it used to be.
Partially, this is because audio CDs allow for it, and partially, it's
due to record labels trying to make
their songs heard over the ever-growing din of daily life. An easy
to understand demonstration on
YouTube.
Holy Scent, Batman!
I always thought that mothballs and dust were the smell of a church, but
that's probably my lack of experience speaking there. Anyway, for all of
you who have been waiting for a Christian perfume, wait no more! Here's "Virtue" a
perfume that embodies the smells of the Bible!
— SGP
PLEASE
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