Do you Miss America?
Answer: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so,
because, is that some people out there, in our nation, don't have maps, and
I believe that our education, such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere
like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in
the US should help the US, or um should help South Africa and should help
the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future,
for our children."
What was the Question? Question: Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans
can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Thank you Miss
South Carolina.
Go ahead, visit the San Francisco of Canada...
The what? According to the New York Times, that's what we call ... OTTAWA!
Ottawa? The San Francisco of Canada? Wow! I never knew that. Similarly, I
had a textbook here in Korea that said that Canadians call the St. Lawrence
River "the Mother of Canada." News to me.
This just in from Russia
Who killed the anti-Putin journalist? Why, anti-Putin terrorists of
course.
Not sure if this sounds more like George Orwell or Monty Python.
Want to reincarnate? Get a license
China's latest attempt to control Tibetan Buddhism - no Tibetan Monk can
reincarnate unless they apply
for a permit from the Chinese government.
Remember that China invaded Tibet 50 years ago and has been trying to suppress
the Buddhist nationals ever since.
My own private air force
Blackwater, the American mercenary outfit private
contractor operating in Iraq and New Orleans, wants
to buy some armed fighter planes from Brazil. They already have armed
helicopters, but want something with more firepower and faster.
I'm gonna wash that man right out of my beach
Something strange and foamy happened recently to the beaches around Sydney: spontaneous
foam party! Hey, they pay good money to do this in Ibiza.
— SGP
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